Interview

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Candidate : Ok.
Interviewer : Made in India.
Candidate : Pallam in Pakistan.
Interviewer : Good. Keep it up.
Candidate : Bad. Put it down.
Interviewer : Maximum.
Candidate : Mini Dad.
Interviewer : Enough. Take your seat.
Candidate : Insufficient. Give my seat.
Interviewer : Idiot. Take your seat.
Candidate : Clever. Give my seat.
Interviewer : I say, you get out.
Candidate : You didnt say, I come in.
Interviewer : I reject you.
Candidate : You appoint me.
Interviewer : Kadavule!
Candidate : Saithanee...